July 2009 winner

THE winner of the July caption competition, who receives a £50 Marks & Spencer voucher is Mr A.M. Williams, Leominster, Herefordshire, with:

”Ewe baa-*****, I told ewe not to plug my electronic tag into the mains!”        

Best of the rest

Defra test new tazer gun for uncooperative sheep!        
Mr G  Hughes, LLananno, Llandrindod Wells, Powys.

Yes there is a class here for jerseys but definitely not for woolly jumpers!          
Miss S Harper, Brook Farm, Nantwich, Cheshire.

Brian gets the voltage setting wrong on his new electronic sheep training lead.    
Mr J Love, Towcester, Northamptonshire.

The ninja hogget dealt the final killer blow!
Mr L Williams,  Brookfield farm, Deeside, Flintshire.