‘Good evening,it’s six o’clock and time for the moos.’

Best of the rest

This isn’t going on Moo Tube is it?

Mr A. Williams, Stockport, Cheshire

I’m not a clone, I’m an identical twin

Mr S Watts, Haslingden, Lancashire

Moo-ve over dahlink , make way for a super moo-del !! you see how i can just milk the camera !

Miss K Walkden, Braintree, Essex

Hope that aint one of those new EID thingammies, cos I’m a bit worried about where you are going to put it!!

Mrs L James, Llandovery, Carmarthernshire

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