April 2010 winners

The winner of last month’s caption competition was T. Senior from Wakefield, West Yorkshire, with:

Hilary you say? Wife’s called Hilary and she takes no notice either

Best of the rest

It’s true I tell you. Milk comes from cows!

A. Morris, Kidderminster, Worcestershire

Conversations set to fall on ‘Defra’ ears.

G. Wareing, Lothersdale Keighley, Yorkshire

And they call you what? Hilary? And your a what…vegetarian?

Mr Ormondroyd, Bradford

I don’t care if the cows get out, these are mine and I’m taking them.

L. Sheppard, Beverley

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